Illustrated movie poster for Students in Design at MSU. I am going to try and sell the poster to Pixar for an animated version of the movie.
Charcoal drawing of me as a baby in the womb. Mother was not happy.
Made for a friend to enter in a card contest. We didn't win, I guess the world isn't ready for talking fruit.
Large-scale charcoal drawing from photo-copies. Squares were drawn at random and later arranged in order. Peppermint eyes = trip to the optometrist.
A van Gogh nightmare. Poor guy can't get a break, first the ear, now the eyes.
Comic strip portraying the adventures of me and my childhood toy, a Nintendo. I couldn't illustrate my day out with the Super Nintendo, because this is a family website.
Master study oil painting. Unfortunately, I have forgotten the artist's name. A reward of a Butterfinger candy bar to the person who tells me who originally did it.
Digital illustration of a gambler down on his luck. Don't worry buddy, those spotlights aren't as fun as they look.
Digital illustration of a gambler panhandling. I would help, but I need the change for the petting zoo later. Sorry.
Golden Section collage about the duality of good and evil in Christianity. Virgin births always come out on top, sorry other team.
Myself fused with Gollum, resulting outcome...disturbing?
T-shirt for The Grove youth group. A dirty design means less times you have to worry about washing the shirt.
Master study oil painting of Edward Hopper's "House by the Railroad." Maybe the Psycho house? I just hope Hopper didn't have mommy issues too.
Oil painting of lava flowing in to the ocean. Seems like a waste of perfectly good magma.
Zombie family photo. Because the zombie family that photographs together, stays together...when attacking other families.
An S transforming in to Super Mario. I hope the creators of Mario and the letter S don't sue me.
Ink wash on wood. Never trust a monkey with no pupils.
Pencil drawing of the scariest mouth ever. Ever.
Line art for a friend's tattoo. It looked awesome on her...is what I would be saying if she had gotten it done.
A jack-o-lantern monitor. Perfect for kids who want to try and smash it on your front porch. That thing was a brick.
Digital painting of my sister and niece. I tried to combine a cartoon style with a realistic one, and this is the result.
Oil painting of a still-life. Rooster man has seen better days, I think he was suffering from depression when I painted this.
Relief print of a banjo playing clown about to electrocute Uncle Sam. Why? Why not?
Self-portraits done from looking in a spoon. Sadly, it was an improvement from a regular mirror.
Illustration for a photography friend who is harassed by squirrels. This is her worst nightmare come true.
Digital painting that has multiple meanings. None of them are probably as bad as you are thinking.
Etching print. Kids, never take candy from a monster. Only take it from Santa, the Easter Bunny, and strangers on Halloween.
Etching print. The nurse is probably thinking it would have been a good day to call in sick. Explaining that a hydra-ostrich broke through the wall and stole a baby never goes over well when explaining the situation to a parent over the phone.
My attempt of smashing my heads together to form the theater comedy and tragedy masks. I think I made more of an alarmed and evil combination. Failed.
The alphabet in found letterforms. I bet you thought it was something dirty from the icon? Sorry.
Master study of an Albrecht Dürer woodcut done in pencil. Does that unicorn horn make the rhino part unicorn? I hope not, I don't like the idea of rhinoceros and unicorns breeding to form super-creatures!
The faces of people who are thrilled to have their picture taken.
A pipe couple. They unfortunatley broke up and have decided to start seeing other pipes.
All the round, horizontal and vertical lines are a buffet for the eyes. Eat up.
A modern Flintstones rock quarry. I think they were more efficient with the dinosaurs.
I ran into this truck, that I believe, was at the head of the illegal ladder smuggling in our town.
"Danger, danger! It's high voltage!" - Electric Six
This is my digital, mini gallery. Full to the brim, with artwork that is not only majestic, but maybe enchanted. I have collected a variety of pieces that showcase some drawing, painting, printmaking, computer imagery and photography. Instead of just mastering one medium, I dabble in everything.
I am a strong believer that art helps to keep the world from becoming a vacuum of filth, lust, and total anarchy. Art is the channel which allows people not to indulge in such barbaric behavior, to release such tendencies into a constructive, safer outlet. If art had never been invented by caveman, the human race wouldn't have survived more than a 100 years after God had made them.
We owe art everything. Art helps you through the hard times. Those difficult moments when reality and ethics go on a roadtrip and forget to leave you with any grocery money.
The skeleton of a building. You should have seen them put in the organs of the building, messy business.
My tire fortress after it collasped on me.
The statue later had to say a Hail Mary for looking sad.
Future local horror movie set? I hope not, those movies are usually horrible.
This photo best viewed through 3-D glasses.
